Proud to be politician by Jorge Aldegunde

Gobblers & Masticadores

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Job seeking is tough business, even in my legendary occupation. Those times when the sad countenances of mourning relatives and friends would behold each of the undertaker’s doings with sorrow and serenity are long gone. Crisis has taken a deep toll in our sector: human genome sequencing and anti-ageing treatments have increased life span way beyond limits. In short, no-one ever dies these days.

I’ve been thinking, though, of ways to reinvent myself. After long analyses, I came up with an alternative profession that will keep nostalgia away. Indeed, I will go down the path of politics. I’m sure I’ll grab a chance to bury some poor wretches alive.

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